No matter if your man is 17 or 70, he relates to the world on the emotional level of child — a child with a deep love of dick and fart jokes. To help ladies of a higher maturity level shop for their Cro-Magnon mates, we’ve assembled this movie gift pack sure to amuse the most scatological dude on your shopping list. Leading things off is Sacha Baron Cohen’s raunchy and rude Brüno, a comedy about a flamboyant fashion icon’s interactions with America that CL’s Joe Bardi called a “penis shock and awe campaign.” Also included are Land of the Lost, a ’70s-TV remake starring Will Ferrell and Danny McBride that contains dinosaurs, aliens and (in the film’s best scene) hallucinogenic drugs, and the animated Bionicle The Legend Reborn, a full-length animated film that your man will love even as you look down on him for enjoying a cartoon. Finally, get him off the couch and out of the house with a tickets for two to the movies (refreshments included) at Channelside Cinemas 10.
Estimated value: $100
This auction item closes Friday, Dec. 11 @ 3 p.m. EST.
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This article appears in Dec 9-15, 2009.